Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Burgers? In this economy?
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, the government froze my bank account for not paying college debt, and now I can't access my 0.30 cents. FML
Top comments
LRyuzaki17 0
where the heck did you fin a candy bar for only 28 cents??
phuckedlife 0
Maybe you shouldn't buy frivolous items when you're out of money. use your credit card to buy a meal, rather than candy.
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Comments (120)
PFiddy 0
Cheap candy. just like you
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
were can you find a 28 cent candy bar? I only can find a 99 cent one :(
hrrr167 0
was thinking the same thing. I think this is made up there is no such thing
fuff_fml 4
at a raleys store near my house all candie bars and stuffs were 59cents on sale
im_bored_tired 12
I can get a babe Ruth bar for 68 cents at walmart and most gas stations.
crzygrl5861 0
where in the world did u find a 0.28 candy bar!!!!!!!!!!!
BaconDave 12
At the 28¢ store!
metalmafia 0
tht is proply true I can only find a dollar tree
daleftw 0
If I was that broke, I'd go without.
kangaru1 0
maybe that's why u r broke, u couldn't resist the temptation. :/ ... don't worry, things will turn around soon.
alpalka 2
I think I have a guess as to why you're broke... #creditcardssuck
Garyy_fml 11
this isn't twitter. LOSE THE HASHTAGS
green_eggs_and_h 0
You're so broke that you couldn't resisting spending money you don't have for something you don't need?
saIty 17
OP must be a space traveler, who went back to the good ol' days when candy was 28 cents.
ryanbeast1124 0
what kind of candy bar cost $0.28?
LordGoober 13
Probably one of the "fun sized" ones
victimization 0
I'll never know why less is "fun".
EXTREMOAMADEUS 0
dude where do you even find such a cheap candy bar please tell me