Crystal
France
Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Erie, United States
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
That idiot
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
thanks, Nemo.
Hayward, United States
Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
Bored
United States
I'm so bored
Today, I realized how bored I am with life in general, as well as how bad my ADHD has gotten, when I saw a fly eating a crumb I dropped on the floor and watched it for two minutes straight. FML
Anonymous
Accra, Ghana
Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML
Deadfish
United States
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
Youdontneed2knowmyname
United States
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Top comments
Eir_fml 1
it could be worse. What if you didn't have a fish?
lorax101 10
hey, you could play around with the video/edit it/add a soundtrack and turn it into something actually worth watching on youtube. it's better than nothing... or you could upload it to your computer and watch it when you're bored again so you don't have to move next time
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Comments (40)
ohguru 0
haha i should do this, but with my sister's turtles.
Eir_fml 1
it could be worse. What if you didn't have a fish?
lorax101 10
hey, you could play around with the video/edit it/add a soundtrack and turn it into something actually worth watching on youtube. it's better than nothing... or you could upload it to your computer and watch it when you're bored again so you don't have to move next time
hottiegirl09 0
Wow crazy who does that EVER? But ya i think #5 has it make it it to something worth watching! LoL
vooper 0
Your goldfish likes you, and fancies you in the secrecy of his bowl. You made a fish very happy today.
hellokittywhore 0
hehehe :DD
xox_what_now 0
I want a copy
Fllyleaf 0
I am feeling like shit today, this FML seriously made my day :D
Dinglenuts 0
You should make it into a reality TV show and collect the royalties off of it.
Khalavaster 0
awesome
EvAnWuzhere 0
I wouldve crapped on the goldfish or something
Airhead3333 0
Lol!
Star928 7
Dafuq why