Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Make it stop
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Top comments
Grimmerie 31
waltz the matter with you? you gotta tune up your social life. get on your feet, friends are just a hop, skip and a jig away.
italiangurrl 8
well hey, at least you had two hours worth of entertainment, and you got some exercise! :)
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Comments (66)
th3disturbed 0
awsum.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
I'm not voting on this because I'm not sure if OP's a FYL or YDI lol this is a first for me I'm lost
beetman5 4
you can vote for both too! also, don't respond to the first comment unless you're responding to the first comment.
italiangurrl 8
well hey, at least you had two hours worth of entertainment, and you got some exercise! :)
Phyre24 17
Agreed!
aseq94 0
I don't know whether I should feel sorry for you or if you deserved wasting 2 hours of your try hard Irish life
bladomas 2
failure in life
tans_fml 0
" a man who limits his interests, limits his life." - vincent price not fyl
F14Shado 0
lol or you're too busy being boring that you don't do shit.
homesickabortion 2
there needs to be a "why should i care" option
iliketurdles 7
Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if people who post FML's are complete **** tards?! Why can't you just watch a movie like normal human beings? But noooo... You want to make shit complicated for yourself, and then expect us to feel sorry for you? Asshole. With that being said, I guess without your kind, we would not have FML. Or this pointless annotation of your questionable actions.
Grimmerie 31
waltz the matter with you? you gotta tune up your social life. get on your feet, friends are just a hop, skip and a jig away.
Froz3narr0w 0
*Ba-Dum Tiss*
RinnieRiot 9
Thats two hours of your life you'll never get back.
Juneyah1017 9
Just go and play DDR (Dance Dance Revolution)