Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
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sarah2144 14
Oh my gawd, what a bitch.
I_Punch_Babies 7
My response would be to type in another message "now youre dying" and cut off her oxygen supply
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Comments (266)
harrystylesfan69 5
She needs to calm down.. Now thats uncalled for
DrMime 10
It is uncalled for! That's why she texted the message! *Bu-dum-PSSHNNT*
niallmiracle 0
Really uncalled for, what a carrot hating poopyface.
RandomHavoc1 13
#166 WOAH WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! you can't say the p word. it's not nice. c:
hotsaucespider 5
Bullshit. Old people don't know how to type things into phones.
MiSo_Delek 7
FML OP. Almost seems unbelievable
forbiddensky 4
A lot of deaf people use cell phones to comminicate its faster and easier than signing especially if they weren't taught how to sign in the first place. There are sone phones that when people call it turns their speech into text then turns their text into speech for a resppnse.
chesoes 8
That was rude!!!!! If i was there i would of defended u i cant stand stupid bitches like that
BellaMarta 19
Wow... you did NOT deserve that.
jacob4592 0
Justy: I'm not trying to make you look bad I'm just saying people can be brutal on here but we know they wouldn't be like that in real life:-)
Shadow4i5 3
Comment on wat she says if ur gunna respond to her only
5t3ff1k4h 47
35 - Do you personally know everyone on here? No? So then you don't know for sure that no one on here would be an ass in real life. Justy is wrong. You both need to get over that.
jacob4592 0
I personally dgaf but I don't like to always try and correct some on here. she messed up now let's kick her when she is down right???? Gezz ass wholes
5t3ff1k4h 47
I honestly didn't know asses have wholes. I always thought they had holes.
rocker135 0
Old people communicate with such class now a days
FadedMemories94 4
Impressive lip reader. She's a bitch.
jacobboothe 2
I'm deaf and I can read lips very well I also had a surgery so I could hear it doesn't work instantly I need to learn how to understand sounds
surfnshred 2
bitches on buses.... sigh