Today, my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cellphone, which I had left behind in a lecture. Shocked and embarrassed, I exclaimed, "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded, "I'm 64 years-old." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML
Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th graders for breaking the rule of "no cell phones in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
Wow, you're still lucky to have such a nice professor. Most wouldn't do that, or anything even close
RandiJoBabee 10
That was nice of him :) At least he didn't keep it for himself!
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Comments (27)
marcranger 29
I've had 70-year olds kick my ass down a ski slope, so age is clearly no excuse. He could thank you for giving him his daily exercise and therefore extending his life!
kylieh72 25
1- I would like to thank you for giving me my daily exercise and therefore extending your life. It was a real effort not to mollywop you in the throat.
RandiJoBabee 10
That was nice of him :) At least he didn't keep it for himself!
lex1459 38
Wow, you're still lucky to have such a nice professor. Most wouldn't do that, or anything even close
chosha_fml 27
So someone does you the great favour of running through the pouring rain to return your phone to you and you think that ***** your life? Seems more like F his L.
pjsr 33
Your prof is kind and funny!
lbrown66 12
What a legend!
blueboy154 12
That was really Nice of him
bufay 21
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He is C U T E and the best! Almost nobody would do that!
AUShano 15
That is one Freaking Awesome Professor!
Yeshua_fml 19
I'm sure it was a jocular retort. He wouldn't have made all that effort if he were a crotchety old man. It's funny. : )