Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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WarmBuns 11
Get a heart attack next time, they wont believe you.
wesleyc2110 22
Allergies are great aren't they
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Comments (32)
torrea 19
Can't you just sneeze like a normal person? Sneeze and let it out, don't try to sound cute. Just let it out. Then that would've happen.
susubabe29 7
You most have the most unpleasant sneezes in the world if that's the case.
Mean_Girl 5
Let it out. Stifled sneezes can do harm to your eardrums. Why not letting them out?
GhostFox 34
I don't think it's that they're stifling the sneezes. They just don't produce noise when they sneeze.
loganberrybat 11
Then you need to be telling your colleagues what's going on when that happens so they can stop wasting the time of the health service.
Goblin182 27
Sneeze out loud. I mean really, really make it loud.
ADOG2645 17
This fml looks very familiar...
FRANTICPANTMAN 21
Is it just me or is it hard to believe that the paramedics were called 3 times in one week? Seems like one would ask if the paramedics were needed before calling them. Especially 3 times in a week.
writerchic85 26
Three times?? Don't any of them think to just go up to you and ask if you're okay?
sighlifeman 12
sneeze normal then
Straightenup 6
Haha, my problem is the opposite of OP's, I have rocket sneezes and make people jump or scream every time I sneeze.