Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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WarmBuns 11
Get a heart attack next time, they wont believe you.
wesleyc2110 22
Allergies are great aren't they
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Comments (32)
thestoryofacaleb 14
The third time they've called the paramedics or you've had a sneezing attack? Either way, fyl OP.
NotGabe 28
I'd rather have a silent sneeze attack than a loud AF trumpet rampage haha
Chikiriwak 17
Third time and it's only Wednesday... Remind everybody tomorrow about your sneezing attacks just in case
isaak_sanchez 18
Let the sneeze out
False_Stupidity 42
Silent sneeze attack sounds like your trying to hold them back. There is a lot of pressure involved and it's simply not healthy to hold in a sneeze.
D3ath0f5ilence 7
Go to the doctor and get a prescription for allergy meds
Estelle101_fml 13
I understand your frustration op, people either think that or remark that I sound like a dying bunny.
dharmaint 15
Why not try to ask u first
KickAss73 12
Hope whatever is causing you this goes away
BeautifulChaos27 37
I've never seen, or heard of, anyone having a "silent sneeze attack".
Bansheefaerie 9
I think by silent sneeze attack they mean a sneeze attack that they try to hold back or prevent from being loud. My oldest daughter does that.