Noname
Canada
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pittsford, United States
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Foreigner Fail
Jackson Galaxy moment
Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
pretty princess
United States
Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML
damn cats
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
crazycatlady
Ashland, United States
Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML
ripped
Philadelphia, United States
Part of the furniture
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
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SodaWhore 0
This happens to me everytime I go to kiss my cat..LOL
LoLoLo_fml 0
Awwwwwwwww hahahaha! Despite the cuteness, the cat probably was just reaching for what it could see moving and hear sound coming from.. not trying to shut you up lol.
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Comments (79)
redsox4021 0
do I even need to explain to u y u deserve it?????????????????,,?,,,,
Spongii101 12
More like paw-ned.
immazombeastxD 0
ydi for singing to a cat... I hate those obsessive cat people
Popsiclese 0
YDI you sing to your cat...
DiscountDJ25 0
That's both hilarious and cute. Your cat gets a cookie.
zimbry 0
ewww she uses that to cover her shit and stuff!
sucker_215 0
that is soo funny!! when i sing my cat jumps on me!! hahaha
tashag93 17
lmao, big bang theory reference :D
thatgirlyouknow 0
cats just do that. you shouldnt be insulted
Zakuraa 0
LOL. I can only imagine!