Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
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Top comments
m0nicam0nster 0
yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.
sexy1 0
are you a dude? that would be great!
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Comments (55)
Good_old_Grim 8
#10 stole the words from my lips XD But then maybe the father simply hates Alicia Keys. If it had been boyfriend instead of father I would put money on that.
skweez_fml 0
awwwkwarddddd lol
cchamp27 0
Are you sure you were singing
0___0 9
I hope you shaved
casanova_fml 0
thats what you get for "singing" shit. even hitting that "note" it still sounds like pain....and causes it
supermini231 0
My dad used to ask me all of the time when I was little and singing Mariah Carey if I was okay? I feel your pain.
Vonnick 0
Freaking awesome. Your life is ******.
naiveprophet 15
ahahahaah that is hilariously embarrassing. at least you know your dad cares about you!!
sliimxshady 0
hahahahhahahhahahha. i agree with 19!
marty1fc 0
#9 - you suck. alicia keys is the best.
pizzle 0
LMFAO! that is hilarious and embarrassing, and yet so sweet at the same. my dad would probably just pound on the door and tell me to shut up, even if i wasn't just singing and was actually wailing in pain.