Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML
Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, I had a piano exam, for which I'd worked hard. I went in, and the examiner asked me to play some scales. I was so nervous, I played 3 octaves and then realised I'd ran out of space. I might have then said, "FUCK!" really loudly… and she heard. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, while using a public bathroom, I was singing to myself because I thought I was alone and not in a rush. When I opened the door, three people were waiting in line. One of them rushed in behind me, another seemed really annoyed, and the third person said, "I love that song!", confirming that they heard everything FML
Today, during an important music audition, I fudged everything up and forgot half the lyrics of the song I was performing, so I just sort of tailed off into embarrassed silence on stage. It was an original song, I wrote the lyrics myself. All the lady could say was, "Good luck next year, dear." FML
Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
What were you singing? 99 Problems? I got 99 problems, but good pitch ain't one.
gutzzzz 0
I'd applaud if someone could sing like a piano too.
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Comments (96)
REGGIEstration 4
If the applause was sarcastical, DAMN! But hopefully it wasn't
gutzzzz 0
I'd applaud if someone could sing like a piano too.
behemothokun 0
that comment made my day
ZoroFresh 0
gutzzzz just won THE GAME
mz_booty 0
minute to win it!!!!
sarapsosis 1
lmao gutzzzz
Lustuu_fml 14
+100[...]0.
leeshxx 3
19, I just read ur profile I think u misspelled ur email address :) thought I'd let u no :)
mz_booty 0
32- thanks, stupid iPhones!!
khaya 9
Are you sure they weren't clapping after the. noisy and huge dump you took
T3P33_fml 0
"dude, we gotta clap for that, did you hear that Splash?!?"
forest1wolf 9
vodka is ur best friend!
CommonSenseKarma 17
Drink is worse than Hitler, Castro, and Obama chained together in an enclosed space.
sarahbella101 7
OP should just be grateful she/he didn't fet booed.
LaLince 40
lol gutzzz
flyingdonuts 1
second
allmidnighteyes 11
What were you singing? 99 Problems? I got 99 problems, but good pitch ain't one.
MrsLender_fml 3
LMFAO!
LinTurk 4
lol..
sherivengeance 3
< insert Family Guy ostrich laugh> Ahaaa
uncbballwins 0
If you havin vocal problems I feel bad for ya son
nalia18 8
good one... :| your so funny...
ambowew 7
"Hey, John, did you hear about the kid singing in the bathroom during a performance?" "Did I hear? They wouldn't shut the **** up, how could I have not?!"
cptmorgan15 2
uh...
that1guyyy 12
you're unfunny 5
blueglue 0
lol I thought it was pretty funny
SunshineBoy21 0
Where was the bathroom, on the stage. I mean jeez, how close was the bathroom that whole auditorium could hear you?!? Maybe they were applauding the fact that you released that 4 pound, burrito induced turd from your bowels and they thought the noise you were making was the grunting to pass that baby sized poop!
smileydancer92 2
lmaooo
rwarharr 0
hero^^^
Juliaa15 6
I wouldn't be embarassed because of the clapping, I'd be concerned about how loud my voice can get.
JuliaM1000 10
Ya. Anyways how wouldtge audiace know op was in the bathroom? My bet is they probably thought op was backstage.
IMveryHUNGRY 3
That's noo FML I'd be honored!
ZoroFresh 0
Oh shit, it's young Vinny.
demonxshadow 1
oh shit. what are we going to do?
sarapsosis 1
OMG I dunno!!!!! looks like we got a situation, I called a cab earlier so THE CABS ARE HERE THE CABS A HEAAA...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
lol u guys are funnny haha young vinny!
TomFeltonFan 0
dang! YDI OP, for singing so damn loud! lol
tic_tac_toe 0
it's really more of an FML for the pianist whose performance got ruined
TomFeltonFan 0
haha, so true.
enonymous 9
It's ok he was playing rocket man by Elton John and not the William Shatner version. you added some depth with your back up vocals and bass with the ***** you were doing
Based 0
So you sang along to a piano hmm? Something incapable of forming words. Yet you sang along. You must have sold your soul for such an amazing gift. Not kidding. Ok maybe a little. Wait no. I'm not. Or maybe.