Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
Today, getting tired of my usual turkey/tuna salad/chicken sandwiches, I made a pot of soup to take to work for lunch. My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night to forage for snacks, spilled it all over the floor, and woke me up to clean it. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
Today, I got up early to make a surprise breakfast in bed for my partner. As I was carrying the tray into the bedroom, I tripped and spilled the hot coffee all over them. We ended up in the emergency room so they could take a look at the burns I caused. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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Top comments
IPoopedOnU 12
Awww he was bringing you soup that's so sweet :)
beezerbnt00 4
That's hot
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Comments (159)
flee_fml 0
smooooooth
baseballplaya5 7
That burns
DirtyvonZoe32 10
It's some hot stuff ;P
baseballplaya5 7
Lmao
Whoze 0
I see what you did there.
Horcruxer 0
Oh well this was a very exciting fml!!
graham11 14
And 13 looks very excited in his profile picture! So much excitement! Can't contain myself!
SugaryTears 0
If you think this is exciting you should read the other fmls on this site. Wait nevermind, you probably won't be able to handle the excitement awk.
Horcruxer 0
Haha
graham11 14
102- if only I was a guy..
blazingdaily 3
Well he might have thought you looked cold and if you wore the soup it would warm you up faster?
davidkx125253 0
At least he tried
xShannonxSammyx 7
At least he was trying to be nice?
paperroll880 16
Sweet intentions
rexgar2000 10
on his own feet? clumsy idiot. well at least he was being nice to bring you soup.
seviluvsu 0
You're a clumsy idiot. Asshole.
grands138 4
Quit your bitching.
Nevershoutcass 0
Awwhh how sweet ? he got you soup when you were sick !
niniloka 2
hes a keeper