Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
Today, getting tired of my usual turkey/tuna salad/chicken sandwiches, I made a pot of soup to take to work for lunch. My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night to forage for snacks, spilled it all over the floor, and woke me up to clean it. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
Today, I got up early to make a surprise breakfast in bed for my partner. As I was carrying the tray into the bedroom, I tripped and spilled the hot coffee all over them. We ended up in the emergency room so they could take a look at the burns I caused. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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Top comments
IPoopedOnU 12
Awww he was bringing you soup that's so sweet :)
beezerbnt00 4
That's hot
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Comments (159)
twaumat 28
I think he cares about you more than you care about him. he brought you soup being all sweet and accidently spilled it over you and you post something like that on FML saying 'FML', I think he deserves better than you.
Hungry_Panda 3
I understand this, but, why is this a FML? Geez drama queen.
venomlash 9
You are a schlemazel, and your boyfriend is a schlemiel. TEXTBOOK DEFINITIONS.
massacreman3000 1
today, i tried making soup for my girlfriend, who is ill. i ended up tripping and spilling it all over her. fml everyone would say fyl, guaranteed!
dhiran_singh 16
Well, at least he took da effort to bring u sum soup.
CLU3L3ESS 4
Wowzers bad luck much lol
lizzypooh36 18
it's the thought that counts.. but still, that sucks :( sorry
bulbousbeak1995 0
At least he tried to help
draven844 1
It is the season to be sick... I can feel ya there. The difference is that I'm home alone and don't feel like moving around to eat. You should send him to New York for me.
EmperorHilo 11
Give the guy credit for trying, a lot of guys wouldn't even go that far.