Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
Today, I saw someone get out of a car without putting it in park. I sprinted over and jumped in, trying to stop the car before it went down an incline. I didn't make it. I now have a dozen broken bones, need surgery, and was just informed I'm being held responsible for the wreck, since I was in it last. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
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Top comments
fischerxx 10
Did the parking lot have a security camera?
whatthefreshhell 15
Broken ribs are one of the most painful things, sorry OP.
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Comments (74)
QQmore_fml 18
Stop being lazy, next time make sure to get his/her info. ;)
Dadothy 8
I really hope you're kidding. Otherwise you're just a jackass.
xeka 10
"Next time" hehehe
PhishloverA 14
Yeah they were kidding. That shouldn't even be questionable..
natsaysheyyy 16
You have bad parents in my opinion, OP. the first thing they should be concerned with and the most important thing to them should be your wellbeing! They should have been upset and scared that their child was hurt. To yell at a person who just got hurt badly, especially if it was no fault of their own, is awful and indecent! Even worse if it's by their own parents. FYL, OP.
whatthefreshhell 15
Broken ribs are one of the most painful things, sorry OP.
Charmillionaire 13
Have you never stepped on a Lego?
whatthefreshhell 15
I sometimes put legos in my shoes before I put them on.
MrSassypants 34
#17 You probably didn't have a hard time getting into the Salty Spitoon then.
ironic_legacy 9
I wonder if anyone's ever broken their ribs in a freak accident with legos... If it has, god have mercy on him
whatthefreshhell 15
Man, getting in there was easier than walking into Mordor, and that was pretty easy.
HaneenDixon 16
Speaking bout' legos, don't worry OP, whoever ran you over will probably step on a really tiny painful lego. Karma ain't far behind! :)
bamagrl410 31
28 - The only way I can think of doing that is by falling face first into them, and that has to be the worst kind of pain.
techchef 6
1000 Ways To Die...Stepping on a Lego, Falling and breaking 3 ribs..
chubchube 7
Oh wow. Thats tough. Explain to them exactly what happen and hope they'll understand
fischerxx 10
Did the parking lot have a security camera?
nattynatters 14
I know that you have blood in your eyes but how could you not get his license as he sped away?! Have I taught you nothing?
xeka 10
Wait for him every single day at that one parking lot. The rest is up to you. x)
lishajoy777 14
How dare you! God! get your act together!
MrSassypants 34
Do you mean OP needs to get his act together or that God needs to get his act together? :D
kozzard 17
Yes.
FuKcMee 32
if I seen it id chase the ****** down for ya
swimagirl4321 15
Did you get the license plate number?
Charmillionaire 13
You're rib-less, but it's better than being brainless. Good luck OP.