Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
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aback 5
Just because they're deaf doesn't mean they need to block the damn aisle. I don't know how they expected you to guess they couldn't hear you.
Acousticpixie14 6
I'm torn between pitying you and being angry with you. People in grocery stores are so rude. I'm 9 months pregnant and was getting the last few things I need before my son gets here. Well the Target in my town made their aisles more narrow so I just barely fit through alone. Well some lady sat and just stared at me for a while and made me really uncomfortable and then just walked right up close to me, causing me to back away. She did this until I'd backed out of the aisle almost completely and then shoved me out of the way. Seriously? Who shoves a pregnant lady? On the other hand...you could have tried to tap her on the shoulder or backed out of the aisle and gone down the next one. There's always a way to maneuver around people. I do think it was rude of her to be glaring at you. If I were deaf, I'd understand that you probably assumed she heard you. But who knows? Maybe she was just having a bad day and took it out by glaring at you. She could have done worse.
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twistdintensi0ns 0
And?... What makes this an fml?
Troni_91 0
I don't understand how this is his fault.... granted he could have just went up another aisle.... but at the same time, they weren't wearing a sign or anything... it can be difficult to tell...
Bastet1981 3
I am sure the friend would of seen you trying to get through? because they would need to stand face to face, right? I hate people that block the aisle, they must realise other people are shopping and need to get through. why can't they stand and chat else where? Is that so hard?
fiveonefiveoh 0
y don't u try tapping before shoving??
jckbco 0
a fat person at walmart? what ate the odds? DO NOT SUPPORT WALMART PEOPLE -- Google it if you can't figure out why
ReginalUT 0
Who gives a shot deaf or not people should not block the aisle.
ColdGold 6
They can get glad the same way they got mad.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So...because they were large you were annoyed? Are you saying if they'd have been sticks you wouldn't have cared? Because skinny people can block aisles too; I've seen it happen. Walmart aisles are very narrow to begin with; skinny people can easily block aisles, if not with their bodies then with their carts. And shoving through was both immature and stupid. Sure they were rude to ignore you but you could have just gone around like a normal person would have. YDI
offtehcuff 0
First of all only one woman was described as large so there's no need to even go into the whole 'OMG you hate fat ppl thing'. Second blocking with carts isn't nearly as bad. Pushing a cart out of the way is hardly as personal as touching another human as you move through. Normal people don't go 50ft out of their way to accommodate inconsiderate people.
bloodonthestars 0
go around the other isle.
marinaim 17
Who the **** would do that? Anyway, what did the woman expect? To slap her face to get her attention? - even if you knew she was deaf, what woudl you do? I'd push.
Eohlas 4
I would. Attempting to talk to people isn't worth it.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Not your fault. They shouldn't have been blocking the path if they are deaf and cannot hear anyone say excuse me. Good for you for pushing through. If only you knew how to sign to tell them off about how they are blocking the aisle.