Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
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aback 5
Just because they're deaf doesn't mean they need to block the damn aisle. I don't know how they expected you to guess they couldn't hear you.
Acousticpixie14 6
I'm torn between pitying you and being angry with you. People in grocery stores are so rude. I'm 9 months pregnant and was getting the last few things I need before my son gets here. Well the Target in my town made their aisles more narrow so I just barely fit through alone. Well some lady sat and just stared at me for a while and made me really uncomfortable and then just walked right up close to me, causing me to back away. She did this until I'd backed out of the aisle almost completely and then shoved me out of the way. Seriously? Who shoves a pregnant lady? On the other hand...you could have tried to tap her on the shoulder or backed out of the aisle and gone down the next one. There's always a way to maneuver around people. I do think it was rude of her to be glaring at you. If I were deaf, I'd understand that you probably assumed she heard you. But who knows? Maybe she was just having a bad day and took it out by glaring at you. She could have done worse.
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fLYinGgoOsE360 3
oh.
Zmeilerr 22
Way to try to get first. Honestly, no one gives a flying ****.
Acousticpixie14 6
Exactly. What's with the 14 year old maturity level on here?
Zmeilerr 22
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kimisizer 4
I don't get it. He was just the first to comment. Calm Down
lonerftl 3
omgzzzss im mad cuz someone got me to first post by typing 'oh'
fLYinGgoOsE360 3
#8 - If nobody cares about if I'm first or not, then why do you? Why can't you just ignore the comment and get on with your life? Quite honestly I didn't even know I was first as I was posting from the app which updates very infrequently. I did not feel the need to come up with some witty reply simply due to the fact that this really is not that much of an fml in my opinion. What I don't understand is why a simple two-letter expression has gotten you so enraged..
ImaginaryFoe 1
Where are you reading rage? Mild annoyance at another ******* hastily typing a useless comment in order to secure the first position, yes but rage? I don't see it.
Sirin_fml 47
Christ, I wish I could put you people on virtual mute sometimes.
5t3ff1k4h 47
37, you clearly typed that just so you would -be- first. Did you not have anything more of value to say? That was a pointless post as I'm sure you can admit and it had nothing to do with the FML. That's the point these people are trying to get across to you.
kimisizer 4
There's no reason to get angry or annoyed for that matter. So he was #1, who cares? There always has to be a first comment and whether it's thoughtful or not, it should not affect you anymore than the rest of the comments.
TheDrifter 24
Lol Sirin, speaking of mutes... way to relate as you berate.
padlockd 9
Your comment makes perfect sense to me. I don't get why everyone is so crabby about it. Sheesh...
Falcon_My_Life 0
I thought it was funny
Susieee_Q 9
It's a first comment. I honestly don't see any real evidence that they were trying to be first. It's not "clear", Steff, it's assumption. So they were first. Move on.
freebird92 0
People seem to be really upset that u were the first to comment. lol. so what?? big deal. if I were the first one to comment "oh" would be the ideal thing to say. this isn't even an fml. so I get where your coming from.
RiiOT09 9
I bet you feel awful now don't you
mr_miyagi 0
he deaf-initely feels awful
soapbar 0
ahahahahhaha funneh LMFAO
didoca 0
haha thats funny! But op - that's why you should go around
forestqueenie 0
oh god! lmfao, I wish I coulda seems what they signed, I'm learning to be an interpreter for the deaf and hard of hearing
dre_bro11 12
how was op to know?
RiiOT09 9
they weren't but pushing through wasn't exactly the most appropriate thing to do. they could've tapped the person on the shoulder or chosen a different aisle to avoid the block.
capilot 10
Actually, the polite thing to do is just walk between them. They're used to moving their heads to look past you. The rude thing is to stand there staring at them waiting for them to notice you and interrupt their conversation to let you pass. Staring a deaf people while they're signing is like eavesdropping.
PlasmaVirus 4
I see what you did there...
sublime420 11
Its no more eavesdropping than it would be if i listened to two people speaking chinese. (hint: I dont speak chinese.)
SUEHIM 0
Cool story bro needs more goblins
areakiller525 9
I dislike how people say ydi because the girl was deaf he didn't know and you guys would most likely do the same thing
Dirtbikerchick 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't you just feel like a **** now? Lol
mamamiaaa_fml 12
why yes, yes I do. how did you know?!
margxoxo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
signing?
Thomaspaine 0
As in they're deaf and speaking Sign Language.
sourgirl101 29
Show her you know sign language too by showing her your middle finger. JK I hate people that block the aisles. But a tap on the shoulder could have allowed you to make your point other than shoving her out of the way. What did you expect?
myndilou 3
u can't speak sign language....
hwkfan1 10
And apparently "u" can't speak English.
toughchick14 15
You know sign language for deaf people.
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You were trying to go down on a large lady? Are you some sort of plumpa humpa? Usually, the large gals let you get away with shit in public because they have limited opportunities for sex.
SulfurPlague 0
hahahaha nice
mamamiaaa_fml 12
hmmmph. now this plumpa humpa wouldn't happen to be related to a umpa lumpa would he?
shumian 4
WHAT.A.BOSS I
glamourgigi2741 0
Don't say that u don't have to make every thing innaproriate
deOrca 8
You could have tapped on her shoulder. Just shoving past someone is very rude.
margxoxo 0
I couldn't have agreed any more!!
hilarym 0
my thoughts exactly. I'm deaf and if someone shoved past me they would be feeling a bit sore!
VeganVampyre 27
I agree, but it's also very rude to block an entire aisle without giving a thought to the other shoppers who might need to get past you. Especially if you know you won't be able to hear someone asking you to move.
mintcar 10
WTF? Why didn't you just find another way to get down the aisle?
catatonicsleep 17
you could have gone down the next one, since they tend to run parallel to each other...
CumShott 0
um, when you think your being ignored and can't get through you don't turn around and go down another isle. most people get upset first so I kinda understand.
metalwolf 17
Ive been in this situation many times and I've always gone around. Glad I'm not most people.
Acousticpixie14 6
I'm torn between pitying you and being angry with you. People in grocery stores are so rude. I'm 9 months pregnant and was getting the last few things I need before my son gets here. Well the Target in my town made their aisles more narrow so I just barely fit through alone. Well some lady sat and just stared at me for a while and made me really uncomfortable and then just walked right up close to me, causing me to back away. She did this until I'd backed out of the aisle almost completely and then shoved me out of the way. Seriously? Who shoves a pregnant lady? On the other hand...you could have tried to tap her on the shoulder or backed out of the aisle and gone down the next one. There's always a way to maneuver around people. I do think it was rude of her to be glaring at you. If I were deaf, I'd understand that you probably assumed she heard you. But who knows? Maybe she was just having a bad day and took it out by glaring at you. She could have done worse.
ovechkinisbeast 9
u have pretty eyes hahhaha random
TeeHee124 0
14 Cool Story Bro
glamourgigi2741 0
I hope ur baby is healthy
anon385 23
Wait srsly? Shoved you away? Who even tf does that to a person, let alone pregnant person? These people pmg...
jaswho2 0
she was deaf
SirEBC 7
That is Ludacris.
UpsidedownKayak 9
Where is Ludacris? You saw him? Which way did he go? Did you get his autograph? Did you get a picture with him? Or did you mean ludicrous?
HesJustTheBest 0
LUDACRIS SPEED!
SharkyShark 5
Agreed. If I could just offer my 50 cent, it might have been best to go down another aisle to get what you needed, OP.
SirEBC 7
I didn't think anyone would get the reference, and I definitely didn't think anyone would think it was unintentional if they actually did. "Move, bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch get out the way."
sourgirl101 29
Speaking of Ludacris. Has any one seen him featuring in "My Darkest Hour's- **** Star Dance" video? It's half naked girls dancing. I guess it's too risqué for YouTube to play.
dezinspaaace 0
indeed it is.