Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
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aback 5
Just because they're deaf doesn't mean they need to block the damn aisle. I don't know how they expected you to guess they couldn't hear you.
Acousticpixie14 6
I'm torn between pitying you and being angry with you. People in grocery stores are so rude. I'm 9 months pregnant and was getting the last few things I need before my son gets here. Well the Target in my town made their aisles more narrow so I just barely fit through alone. Well some lady sat and just stared at me for a while and made me really uncomfortable and then just walked right up close to me, causing me to back away. She did this until I'd backed out of the aisle almost completely and then shoved me out of the way. Seriously? Who shoves a pregnant lady? On the other hand...you could have tried to tap her on the shoulder or backed out of the aisle and gone down the next one. There's always a way to maneuver around people. I do think it was rude of her to be glaring at you. If I were deaf, I'd understand that you probably assumed she heard you. But who knows? Maybe she was just having a bad day and took it out by glaring at you. She could have done worse.
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Comments (163)
MetallicA7X86 0
Who cares if she's deaf? Blocking the aisle is rude no matter what. The fact that someone's handicap is not an excuse to be rude to people!
lhoavteecollege 0
who says being deaf is a handicap?
sadistmonkey 19
They should have been more aware of their surroundings. Being deaf does not excuse them of that. They should have realized that they were blocking the aisle and then knowing that, they should have kept looking around to make sure that no one was trying to get by. Failing that, they have no right to complain.
TheZarola 10
You're saying that deaf people should have to constantly look around them and not be able to shop in peace and comfort? No.
ahhdorablepeach 0
Excuse me, do YOU live with deaf people? Didn't think so. I happen to, and you have no idea what that's like. She probably didn't understand why there was pushing involved, and sometimes people lose sight of their surroundings, especially deaf people who have to focus on so much more, that you wouldn't even have to consciously think about. So you know what, maybe you should learn to be more considerate to people who are a little different.
xxbfaeriexx 0
Perdix ur a d!ck, go eff urself
Beaniebabima 0
You deaf-antly deserved it hee hee
5t3ff1k4h 47
It would have worked better had you said "deafinitely". You fail.
peteysmom 0
lmao.. Ydi, you shouldn't have shoved them. That just belongs on the gd playground. Having worked at wallyworld for a while, I've seen alll kinds of rudeness from customers and I have no sympathy for you, OP. I do think it's annoying when people from all walks of life block aisles...
Nani16 0
You'rean ass hole. ******* dumb ass. You've got to be a ******* blond. -__-
Nukey 2
What the **** were you SUPPOSED to do to get past her? Make smoke signals? FYL.
tristanklose 0
lol true hahah
puredarkness_evi 0
Whoa #71 calm down, buddy.
LOLSWAT 0
not ur fault. she shouldnt block shit like that to start with
spicyasscakes 0
what a chode