Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
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aback 5
Just because they're deaf doesn't mean they need to block the damn aisle. I don't know how they expected you to guess they couldn't hear you.
Acousticpixie14 6
I'm torn between pitying you and being angry with you. People in grocery stores are so rude. I'm 9 months pregnant and was getting the last few things I need before my son gets here. Well the Target in my town made their aisles more narrow so I just barely fit through alone. Well some lady sat and just stared at me for a while and made me really uncomfortable and then just walked right up close to me, causing me to back away. She did this until I'd backed out of the aisle almost completely and then shoved me out of the way. Seriously? Who shoves a pregnant lady? On the other hand...you could have tried to tap her on the shoulder or backed out of the aisle and gone down the next one. There's always a way to maneuver around people. I do think it was rude of her to be glaring at you. If I were deaf, I'd understand that you probably assumed she heard you. But who knows? Maybe she was just having a bad day and took it out by glaring at you. She could have done worse.
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ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm certain deaf people can be bitches, too. She shouldn't have been blocking the whole aisle though I'm not saying OP was justified in shoving. Two wrongs and all that.
p1nkPanth3r 0
what if her friend wasn't deaf? I don't know. but I don't blame you for trying to get passed her. they should wear something to say hey I'm deaf! we aren't all mindreaders and walmart gets busy sometimes we need something right in front of where someone is standing why go to the next aisle just get around them.
stormzaii 0
so deaf proletariat should have to wear signs? are you ******* stupid?
Katwaffles 0
I thought it was a good idea... ._.
p1nkPanth3r 0
well then blind people shouldn't carry sticks or wear glasses either right? cuz you can walk to them and say hey can u grab that for me!
underpaid011 0
screw it. her fat ass should not be blocking your access - deaf or not.
chuck1986 0
deaf or not she shouldn't block an aisle with her fat ass.
emilyxorawr 3
Walmart is pretty big, couldn't you just go another way?
Bobissmall 13
Nah. If everyone did that then people may not even realise they were in the way.
sabresrock 0
I would of did the same thing
vannibannipnik 1
This is why we don't shop at Wal-Mart. This and it's non-union! :))
justkillyourself 2
it's because everyone in fml, particularly sirin are so butthurt because other people beat them to the fist comment that's the only real reason, unless they have some crazy OCD
Dez31396 0
asshole u shoulda tapped her on the shoulder ydi
sweetypieluvsyou 9
Well if she wasn't deaf and she was just ignoring OP (which is what anyone would have thought) and OP tapped her on the shoulder she could have went all super bitch on OP
5upernova 3
I can never stand those who are so inconsiderate. By that I mean the lady and her friend. Why? Because it is obvious that you are not the only person in the world, so if you want to be treated nicely, you need to consider your surroundings. As for you, the OP, I hope you went back to apologize. It was not your fault & it was completely a misunderstanding. If you did not apologize, then you should start learning when how to do so and when you should do it.