Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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averagexbecca 0
Apparently, I'm not the only one that can't see this happening at all.
ccathleen_ 0
At least it's a very attractive bald patch.
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Comments (91)
lbdancing 2
I've snagged one of the blades of the razor on my fingernail once, causing it to rip partly off.
Kuro_koumori 0
****! Oh god, that's horrible.
MrMaD_fml 2
see, that's an FML. ouch. been there.
Saaandy 0
Well, i guess if you were leaning in, or just, had your head bent down for some reason when you heard the noise, and moved your head whiiiile the rasor was in the wrong spot. then i guuueesss it could happen. i definitley can see you having cut off part of your hair though, its more likely.
guckylynn 19
umm you wouldn't shave a bald patch just cut a little bit of hair off. I've done it before.
merfman 0
are all of you people retarded the OP is saying that he/she was shaving his/her armpit and turned. The razor got stuck in the hair (OF THE ARMPIT) and ripped out a bald spot. It has nothing to do with the hair on the OP's head. All of you are absolutely retarded for thinking that. Idiots.
MrMaD_fml 2
now, if a girl's going to shave her pits, I'd assume she'd remove ALL hair, as opposed to sculpting it. ..and even dudes don't ''manscape'' that. (with the exception of pro-wrestlers)
null_fml 11
ROFL. merfman, you must be dumber than a bag of hammers if you think she had armpit hair long enough to get a razor caught in! And what, sarcastically referring to her new bald patch as "attractive" TOTALLY applies to a bald spot on her armpit, considering that bald armpits are the DESIRED RESULT.
violentturtle 0
Then, why is this an FML?
nouie 0
Ever heard of wax? :)
shalizzz 0
Actually, this could happen. Most people use their right hand to hold the razor when shaving their left armpit and viceversa - in this had been the case, then yes, it would have been physically impossible for the OP to get the razor close to their scalp. However, some people, including me, use their right hand to hold the razor when shaving the right armpit and the left one when shaving the left armpit. I know it's sounds weird, but if your wrists are flexible enough it's completely doable. In this case, one would have their arm up in the air and bent at the elbow, so that the hand can reach the armpit. If said person got startled while in this position, they'd lose their focus and the forearm would naturally make a 90 degrees movement upwards, bringing the hand holding the razor somewhere close to the forehead and hairline. How did the OP get a bald patch? Probably the razor moved along the hairline. Doing something like this for even a second could easily result in shaving at least a few squared milimetres of the hair-covered surface of skin , which is more that enough to leave a bald patch that is visible because that portion of the scalp is so close to the forehead. FYL. Next time give waxing a try.
schwinn11 0
whatever you do, dont try waxing, if you cant handle a razor you'll be an absolute mess with wax
soulsfirefly 8
Not possible unless you pressed it right up against your head. Even then, one of those razors really can't do that unless you have already shaved your head with an electric razor. I call bullshit.
razz27 0
thats a powerful and huge razor if it went from ur armpit to ur head. or u have no neck either way FYL lol. tell them its the new trend rihannas doing it :)