Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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Top comments
averagexbecca 0
Apparently, I'm not the only one that can't see this happening at all.
ccathleen_ 0
At least it's a very attractive bald patch.
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Comments (91)
averagexbecca 0
Apparently, I'm not the only one that can't see this happening at all.
Mustardnight 3
Definetly not, i think this defies the laws of gravity and calculus. Where the **** is isaac newton!?
pissedoff_but_ok 0
Actually Newtons off celebrating! Having just created a new revolutionary type of shaver, but unfortunately it has many side effects including bull shit FML's and over exaggerated bald spots!
hotkarlhotkarl 0
*****
lady_gagas_ho 0
AH. I've actually done this before. Didn't rip that much out though. You poor thing. ;;
MrMaD_fml 2
seems impossible. Either way, the rest of the hair on your head should cover it up.
Kar98 6
Bullpoop. Stupidest fake yet.
fobchick 0
sounds totally fabricated.
maggiewalters 17
wait... what? oh, right! yeah, thats not possible.
thebestofboth 20
You have to lift your arms to shave, up next to your head, where, if you were to turn, might get the razor stuck in your hair
a1s 3
I can't picture this happening. But maybe op has really poor coordination or something, in which case this really is an FHL, poor thing is disabled for life!
Weil 0
How is this physically possible
sjks 0
if you have long hair i really doubt this is possible...razors dont just shave off that much hair, hence why long pubes have to be trimmed first