Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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averagexbecca 0
Apparently, I'm not the only one that can't see this happening at all.
ccathleen_ 0
At least it's a very attractive bald patch.
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Comments (91)
MrMaD_fml 2
...well, if you're speaking from experience. Stale.
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
It's very attractive, so what are your worries? Chicks dig that.
a1s 3
that's not much help if she isn't a lesbian though. statistics say she probably isn't. sigh.
lady_gagas_ho 0
it's possible, what are you talking about?! I've done that! I have very long hair, and I've gotten it caught in my razor even without turning my head. :/
palmtrees 1
Getting it caught in the razor (and cutting off the ends of a lock of long hair) is entirely different from creating a BALD patch - which requires the razor to cut the hair off at the level of her scalp. I have a feeling the OP said "bald patch" because it sounded more dramatic, when what she really meant is what you're describing... which is not really that big a deal.
darkmis1 18
Don't leave us hanging! What was it???
TheLoneWolf87 4
Be glad you weren't shaving your pubes.
ilysweetcupcake 1
blah blah blah.
drewbaca 0
ok it sounds crazy that you even got the razor up there but lets except it as fact...but how the hell did you get a bald patch on the top of your head...i cant even imagine it. Fo you shave with a straight razor, did you try a sawing motion to get it out...how did you manage to get it all the way to your scalp...let me guess this all happened while you were tripping on LSD and you had loud high pitched house music on in the background and flashing lights and you freaked the **** out and began to have a seizure at the exact moment you were pulling the ridiculously sharp razor out of your hair...but this explanation raises another question...who the **** brings a razor to a rave to shave wjile tripping on lsd...that is just poor planning
null_fml 11
Stfu, splydoms, some of us have an attention span longer than a goldfish and can read a whole 7 lines of text.
violentturtle 0
LOL
Manon_fml 2
Why does everyone think she was shaving her armpits? She said she was shaving her underarms. as in, her actual arms. not armPITS.
dancingdoggy 4
Underarms is a euphemism for armpits... what, you think she was shaving the hair next to her wrist?
xd0rkiee 0
#39, maybe because IT WAS HER ARMPITS. You're an idiot. If she was shaving her actual arms, how the hell did the razor move from there to her head? It would make a lot more sense if it was her armpits.
null_fml 11
It's not nice to call someone an idiot for not knowing some arbitrary euphemism. English isn't everyone's first language.
B175646175 0
Swimmers shave their whole arm, unless I'm mistaken. And if I was shaving my entire arm, I'd probably keep it rather close to my eyes. So, I think I can see how it'd happen. Still sounds mighty improbable though. :P
Ky_123 0
here's an idea, first of all stop arguing about a freaking FML if it didn't happen to you it's not your concern, and second of all the possibilities are so limitless that you could never possibly consider them all...... so basically stop trying..... and no, i'm not trying to be a jerk
null_fml 11
You don't always need to try in order to succeed.
grrrarrrg2 2
YDI for being a ******* moron