Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Was this the first time you ever shaved?
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..
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Comments (121)
mattie15 0
EPIC FAIL! lol I hate cutting myself while shaving
RedPillSucks 33
I pitless the fool!!!! pitless.... get it... cause she cut her pits.... sigh.... ok, I fail
mintcar 10
Hahaha. Your explanation is what made me laugh. Hey, you tried. :)
0hSleeper 0
Shouldn't it be "pity the fool" ? -_-" derp
Honesty4U 0
Um, not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed, are we 0hSleeper? That's kinda the point.
DocBastard 40
Oh no you didn't Curly... Oh yes you did. I laugh out louded.
waldoo37 8
change razors dumbass
sugarr0babby0 0
Ow .
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for shaving with a piranha. Hacksaw? Rusty spoon?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Real women use straight razors. For shaving, I mean. :}
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I prefer a machete.
Masenko7 12
l2shave
legonut6 0
YDI for trying to be American. Everyone knows foreigners don't shave.
CallMeHush 1
How many times do you need to be told to not shave while using the treadmill?
0hSleeper 0
derp