Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
Today, I walked into work with my freshly cleaned jacket that I wear in the office due to the AC. The jacket has Velcro on it and I didn't realize until I took it off that one of my bras was stuck to the Velcro. My hair is long so I hope no one noticed it, but I definitely greeted two people after walking in. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
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Top comments
ZackST 6
That really stucks.
toon_girl 12
Did anybody else think of the bit in Monsters Inc where the orange monster comes out of the room with a sock stuck to him? Or is it just me?
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Comments (71)
rasta76 9
shocking as this was it couldve been granny panties, now that would have gave alot of static from your co-workers
Serisent 26
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we always look in the mirror to make sure we're respectable before going to work.
raesos91 26
don't get your panties all in a bunch. & at least they weren't granny panties! xD
andyyroxx 20
Well, it Depends.
apollojon 11
now u know why those high school teens sitting behind you on the bus were giggling so much. bad luck :P
I_Has_A_Fishy 12
What a shocking discovery. I'd have Bounce-d out of there from embarrassment. It's never too late to turn the Tide though. Don't cling to this little mishap and I'm sure it won't be too hard to Gain some dignity back.
Satoaoi 13
I would have. died of embarrassment mhmm then laughed my ass off
swagnasty100 5
That's happened to me !! Except it fell off on the floor.
twiztedone 19
Hopefully they didn't let you handle any customers before they told you!
dabeast15 7
Damn that's sexy
KiddNYC1O 22
Worst than tp?