Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Anonymous
Gonna need it
Today, I decided that I was going to see a counselor due to the high amounts of stress my life. I planned to book the appointment when I got home. As soon as I got home, I noticed I had been robbed while I was at work. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Top comments
TGRandom 5
Was it the same guy?
penelopecruise 2
Take karate lessons and whoop dat trick!
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Comments (101)
sandmancometh 3
You sure you don't live in Chicago?
gunner2590 0
I think you're living in the wrong neighborhood.
Calyx_fml 22
Stay out of bad neighborhoods.
Jazzgirl101 12
double FYL
HU4L188 0
Time to move the **** out of the ghetto
HU4L188 0
Why is thumbed down? It makes perfect sense.
tjracer10 0
You really need to move..
itschrisssybro 8
Time for some Jackie Chan moves, & own that robber!
Buzzy123 7
Ninja repo men?
Quasar55_fml 18
Yo dawg ! I herd you like robberies, so we put a robbery in your robbery so you can be robbed while you're robbed !