Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Anonymous
Gonna need it
Today, I decided that I was going to see a counselor due to the high amounts of stress my life. I planned to book the appointment when I got home. As soon as I got home, I noticed I had been robbed while I was at work. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Top comments
TGRandom 5
Was it the same guy?
penelopecruise 2
Take karate lessons and whoop dat trick!
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Comments (101)
xFreexHopex 0
Double Steal FTW?!?!
KiwiExchange 16
Like a boss.
mistersheezy 7
Next time try leaving your "I'm a target" t-shirt home
immortal628 20
****, man.... Do you need a hug or something? Your day sucked.
Glurf 5
Robception!
slushpup9696 12
Somebody didn't watch Inception.
stroudie94 9
Failception?
SilentTreatment 7
Go rob someone else just to join the crowd??... Seems like everybody's doin it. @_@
crymore007 11
well maybe if you didn't rob other peoples homes karma wouldnt bite you in the ass! ...did I misinterpret that?
Mishal_fml 5
Yeah u dumbass he meant he was recovering from just being robbed
crymore007 11
I was hoping the last sentance I typed would imply that it was a joke. unfortunately that seems to have gone over your head.
crymore007 11
I was hoping the last sentance I typed would imply that it was a joke. unfortunately that seems to have gone over your head.
BbqKirbyAnn 0
Shouldn't have been on that side of town
DrFuzzyNuts 0
fake.
mrahhhhh 21
Man, you're unlucky. I'm sorry, man.