Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Anonymous
Gonna need it
Today, I decided that I was going to see a counselor due to the high amounts of stress my life. I planned to book the appointment when I got home. As soon as I got home, I noticed I had been robbed while I was at work. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
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TGRandom 5
Was it the same guy?
penelopecruise 2
Take karate lessons and whoop dat trick!
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Comments (101)
ironwords 8
Jack petello?
alexrox8286 0
Time to kick some ass!
Kurtykat 2
Irony...such a cold hearted bitch.
evaki1 12
You really have no luck!
RedandBlack 0
Damn. That sucks.
jlh2283 1
The Internet is a remarkable thing it tells you the crime rates in neighborhoods... Also if youhad a robbery it would be house bound or with in a store of sorts which means police would be involved and being robbed afterwards would mean that after that invasion of privacy and most likely feeling vulnerable you entered into a situation to cause harm to oneself... I suggest seeing a therapist...
daydreamer244 13
oh the irony.
manic_maniac11 13
Thats really unlucky :( Hope you're okay
Shytinonmyself 3
well at least the second guy didn't get much
Goodlife918975 6
Karma?