Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, I was texting while riding my bike (yes, I know, terrible idea). I crashed right into a lamppost, and, even worse, a woman walking by laughed and asked, "Did you just text yourself into that pole?" I just laid there hoping for the ground to swallow me up. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
klovemachine 24
And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI. Bonus points because they were total strangers.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (75)
Dave_Davington 35
I'm trying my hardest to imagine what trick could've possibly caused him to slam balls first into a pole. So far, I'm drawing a blank.
blueknight1st 26
No one told you? Nobody gives a shit about bike tricks.
Thorzix 23
I automatically click YDI whenever I see "tried to impress" in an FML. I'm not even gonna bother with reading the rest, YDI.
BrittBratt6567 7
That sucks bro!
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
I knew you deserved it when I read "wanting to impress"...
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Dear Sir, this is the bike licensing department, we are here to revoke your license, for obviously not knowing about sharp turns. We hope you learn soon. Thank you for riding with us! Our sincerest of apologies, The bike company
bridgetv25 8
I have to be honest I laughed SO hard at this
claiiire_fml 17
You wanted to impress random people you don't even know? Pathetic.
afulcer 11
I saw that... My Uncle took the picture.
lexajordan33 7
tbh I prolly would have done that too