Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, I was texting while riding my bike (yes, I know, terrible idea). I crashed right into a lamppost, and, even worse, a woman walking by laughed and asked, "Did you just text yourself into that pole?" I just laid there hoping for the ground to swallow me up. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
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Top comments
klovemachine 24
And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI. Bonus points because they were total strangers.
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Comments (75)
peacelovecoffee 20
As soon as I saw "wanting to impress.." I hit YDI.
Drew167 8
That's what you get for trying to show off
love2killu 21
Says u showing ur abs=showing off
Shrike 24
The best part is that it's not even him in the picture, just reverse image search it.
bazingabitches 17
Just think of that poor pole, just minding its own business, when some balls come and hit it right on.
keverdeen 14
Probably instagramed it.
TheIchiban 11
Situations like these make me grateful for not having balls.
BellaBelle_fml 23
I was riding a bicycle a few years ago when I hit a rock that I hadn't seen. It's caused me to fly off of the seat and slam down into the metal bar between the seat and the front tire and handle bars. It caused an awful tear, about an inch and a half long, and maybe 3mm wide, to the inner and most sensitive part of my labia. And I had a massive bruise that pretty much covered my entire pubic area for almost 3 weeks. And let me tell you, that hurt like a son of a bitch! But that was an abnormality. In general I would have to agree with your statement.
Lludes 5
Ouch!!!!
CanadianCutie22 16
totally embarrassing
daydreamer244 13
I'm sorry but that sounds hilarious.
Kk_Waylen24 21
Aww he didn't even help you? Rude.
zach22zach22 7
Can't wait to see that pic on the Internet
AlexiAwesome 10
Shit happens when you're living on the edge xD