oink oink...
Mason, United States
Today, I am 20 weeks pregnant. My fiancé has decided my new nickname will be "Oink Oink". FML
afulcer
Miss A Place, Potatoland Single
Charlie529
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
New Germany, South Africa
Musical interlude
Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML