Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet "How are you baby?" from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: "Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!" FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML
Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML
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yeahthatsrite 0
dump that asshole
MaryFairy 3
wow... bastard! dump his jerk ass
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Comments (135)
dacho 7
And he's right!
Juneyah1017 9
#5 I'm pretty sure your a single female collecting turtles all day. anyways that sucks :( I would have made you my famous noodle soup. -srry if this posted twice.
bethan1 4
ha ha never caught a turtle in my life just saw that in a pet store;) And I'm married my comment was a joke silly.
hayoudumbass 0
duude that's a sick pic of kobe
Journiexo 18
collecting turtles... XD haha
brokengirl30 0
well he's a dick and a little un-independent.
GraysonIsFail 0
Un independent? Perhaps you mean 'dependent'. Just helping.
Tasanasanta 0
Weeeell. Okay I'll take another look. *peers at FML and takes notes* Nope. Not a joke =(
ltsmark 0
Make him a sammich
basem_fml 1
I was just going to say that
zenti 2
Did he not know you were having surgery or something?
6sick6 4
Even if she was, she should have made him a "sammich" :@
blahzz 4
Don't forget to bring him his beer also.
ambear26 14
Lol why did you guys thumb down 28 and 83 it's obviously a joke.
cristy91 33
You need to have a serious talk with him. Unless he can't use a phone or a microwave, there really is no reason for him not to be able to make his own food. The only reason I would at least *understand* why he would be angry is if you didn't say you were getting operated, and I doubt that's the case. sorry, op.
_Vamp_ 9
WTF? It really pisses me off that guys like this even exist. What kind of self absorbed bastard does this? Even if you wouldn't have had an operation this would have been pitiful on his part. The operation just makes it that much worse. I feel for you OP and anybody who has to put up with stuff like this.
evfreak_fml 0
THANK YOU!
lovesteph3523 0
Wtf? Can't he cook for himself? If he really can't, there's a thing called fast food. What an asshole.
anorexicbarbie 8
Maybe he wants actual food.
lovesteph3523 0
its not like fast food is plastic or something..and if he really doesnt want fast food, then he could make something simple, like a sandwich.
kaylovely 0
Is there really a girl named anorexic barbie talking about real food? lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
Fast food has a high enough amount of preservatives in it, it could technically be deemed plastic. Thatbeingsaid, it also has a high amount of sugar/fat/salt in it, which is why it's scientifically proven to be addicting. There are alternatives to having the girlfriend cook all the time. It's a shame the guy didn't realize that.
Sexywifey91 0
if you love him work it out... if not that's on you only you can decide wheather or not you would want to be treated that way people can't yell you to dump him if they don't know the situation.... but sorry for your op... hope all went well:)