Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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Luckster 0
People don't seem to understand that there's good lying and bad lying. Good lying is normally done so people can prepare surprises for others. Bad lying is things like covering up that they cheated on their lover with someone they met randomly.
pleasetryagain 0
Wow. That's quite the overreaction.
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Comments (66)
thatpianoguy612 0
That totally blows... he shouldn't have made assumptions. Edit: My third first on the site without even trying... cool?
skaffz 0
So, you dumped him cause you lied to him and he found out. you women are ****** up in the brains
Veritas143 0
Hold on..you were driving 10 hours to the beachhouse assuming the family would be fine with you staying there? And why did you have to lie if you were just driving? Just say you were chillin' at home..there seems to be too many problems with this FML
Matzaball300 0
she didnt say she dumped him. and men are ****** up screaming at her like that without asking for an explanation. wouldve loved to have seen his face when she showed up at his front door.
wingedspiritus 0
Mixed views here. It was the man's right to be angry; however, that doesn't justify yelling at her without asking for an explanation properly. Second, she did dump him. Look at her username. I understand where her reaction was coming from. I would be annoyed as hell if I had to drive for more than 10 hours and get yelled at. But she's exaggerating by dumping him for such a small misunderstanding. I doubt the man would be mad if he knew what actually happened. Too bad for the two of them.
wingedspiritus 0
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DameGreyWulf 1
Must agree with winged. Seriously what the hell at both of them. FREAK ******* OUT DRAMA SHE'S NOT AT WORK OH EM GEE WHAT A JERK HE CALLED ME ON MY BULLSHIT MUST DUMP NOW .... Actually, these two sound perfect for each other.
Alexis2742 31
@31 her name is "DumpedHisAss" so yes she did say she dumped him
Jmrox2001 10
Men? Why do you say that; there are plenty of good men(like myself who don't do this). I've heard and experienced many more women that do this shit. Don't label everyone you dumb ****. If you notice I didn't call all women dumb *****, just you.
gregumsdagreggy 0
...first?
gregumsdagreggy 0
Damn! second! i always judged people who "firsted" until I saw this fml had just been posted right before i went on...no one had commented...it was like it was meant to be. if only i'd been quicker with the mouse; i lost a once in a lifetime opportunity
jackkerouc9 0
what do I get for $20. Why was he calling to check on you at work? That seems supiciously like obsession. YDI for dating cry babies.
myballs 0
What an ass.
nazooer 11
It is pretty magical. The playground here is two stories and they sell circle beds. Some days, I wish I could bring a scooter in when I want to go shopping. Seriously.
emorockerownage 9
owned
aghoogha 0
im sorry :(
pleasetryagain 0
Wow. That's quite the overreaction.
jackkerouc9 0
what have we learned from this? just dont suprise or scare people. You'll end up like Bill Murray, with a giant hole in your chest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXeVxf4c0Rk
mmurry78 4
awesome,zombie land
JessxMaxine 0
well, he ruined that. :/
txgirl09 5
then you tell him to chill out and that you'll see him shortly. not an fml.
jackkerouc9 0
Tacos.
Vintage_Cola 29
Burritos