Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Health: Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended...

Till We Pass Out 3 October 2015, 15:30 Halifax, United Kingdom

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

BrownDump 14 May 2011, 10:43 United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Den Dungen, Netherlands

Where am I?

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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a faint recollection 23 May 2016, 01:57 Goshen, United States

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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Meagan Ortiz 16 August 2020, 23:02

Wardrobe change please

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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Anonymous 12 April 2015, 15:42 Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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Discipl This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Waterloo, Canada

Eat more fibre

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

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Anonymous 2 March 2010, 14:45 United States

Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML

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Heavybreather 13 February 2017, 18:00 Athens, United States

Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML

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MGDS 14 December 2013, 05:52 Pine Grove, United States

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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Out of Shape This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Egypt

Knackered and shattered

Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

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Razabin 15

4 October 2015, 12:10

Don't force it dude.. Got to let it be natural! Just relax.. It'll happen.

xoxoblondee 31

4 October 2015, 12:13

Guess you pushed yourself to your limit.

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MDoremis 38

4 October 2015, 12:22

I'm pretty sure if you have to struggle that much you should be talking to a doctor.

enginsteve 17

4 October 2015, 12:40

A lot of people actually die like that.. In other words it's a lot more common than you think..

derpyshy 16

4 October 2015, 20:53

It's actually the fall and possible skull injury from hitting the floor that can kill them (barring any aneurysm or blood clot in the brain).

Badkarma4u 17

6 October 2015, 03:21

also of they fall next to something at an awkward angle get pinned an die of asphyxiation.

Richard6036 13

4 October 2015, 13:00

Be careful pushing log can also make hemorrhoids maybe you need stool softeners

AlphaWolf0722 18

4 October 2015, 13:09

Yeah, straining like that compresses the vagus nerve, which slows your heart down. Older folk and those weak of heart have been known to die this way.