Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Eat more fibre
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Weak
Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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Razabin 15
Don't force it dude.. Got to let it be natural! Just relax.. It'll happen.
xoxoblondee 31
Guess you pushed yourself to your limit.
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DiMart 3
Push it push it to the limit