Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
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Top comments
idkweird 0
Not really your fault. Who gets underneath a person spiking the ball? Also, in volleyball, when someone is hitting the ball, everyone else is supposed to back off, so her bad!
littlexlion 4
Sucks. She got served.
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Comments (212)
marie93uso 0
okay, I play volleyball and she should not have been so close to you that you elbow her in the face. when someone's getting the ball you're supposed to move so she deserves it for being in the way.
matiu_fml 0
and? pfft. You shoulda been like, "that's what you get bitch! Any you other bitches wanna **** wit me huh?" Then you spit on her and walk away tall
chelzy 0
it's called understudy dumbshit.
lovely220 0
Let's hope it's a production where the main scene is a masquerade.. lol
starfire555 0
how do you elbow someone in volleyball? like seriously
SadinSherman 16
If she is that important she will have an understudy saving the play
ollie179 21
it's only her nose. geez
fmlbtard 0
**** that bitch .. thers always an understudy
pharoah95 5
oh please she just needs to tough in up it's not even a minor flesh wound so good going on your part trying to teach her to tough in up and maybe next time she will learn not to be standing there when someone spikes the ball and besides musicals aren't important anyways
lalasha10 0
hahahahahahahahahhahagahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaaha.