Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
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Shadowvoid 33
Oh nose
devildog562 33
Scarred that kid from choir for life . Well played sir .
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Comments (53)
Shadowvoid 33
Oh nose
coming back in the future 30
Bloody hell
sayyestothedress 24
Don't give yourself a nosebleed...oh wait
beserker81 12
It's a whole new woooorrrll-- ahhh nosebleed
link_start_ 6
I know dem feelz
JocelynKaulitz 28
I'm afraid you're on your own on that…
devildog562 33
Scarred that kid from choir for life . Well played sir .
thespiantess 18
That sounds like something that would happen in the beginning of a Dr. House episode.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
Was your play a re-enactment of an anime?
lexiieeex3 32
Was it Carrie? Then it would have sorta worked.
HappyItalian 38
All I can think of is Wednesday and Pugsley Addams when they did their play on stage and began squirting the front row of the audience with their "blood".
PokeNet 11
I guess you could say... You smelt the pressure!
EvilTurtle 35
I guess you could say... a swing and a miss!
AnOriginalName 19
That wasn't a swing and a miss. That was so dreadful that you're still sitting on the bench, awaiting your great opportunity to even take a swing.
DragonDude 24
So, was it a successful solo?
sierrajo09 24
im going to assume that it wasn't because of the nose bleed. unless he let it drip through the solo lol
ahippienamedrae 10
And then what happened?
devildog562 33
Why do you have to be so nosey?
stephieboos 14
How are people saying OP deserves this??
rocker_chick23 27
some people vote YDI because they are assholes.
Garrett2818 21
They want the ydi badge, or they're just irrational. Unless op was doing a little booger sugar to get ready to perform haha.
Razi_tail 25
Those five could have also accidentally pushed the wrong button too.
JayDay_123 18
That's happened to me too many times.
metalscales 13
or they think posting on fml because of a nose bleed is weak as f**k
rabbit_yogurt 11
at least you didn't get stage fright with a disturbing twitch on your cheek and eye. always happens to me with a room full of people. it gets bad enough where i can't see out of one of my eyes because the twitch blocks my sight. it also looks like i am half smiling. people laugh.