Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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SekC 0
You should of asked her out.
Peroxide 3
TOUCHDOWN!!!
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Comments (208)
ak7987 0
u must have a small dick. that's y u play flag football not the real game
KCID_GIB_ATTOGi 0
EPIC WIN DUDE!!!
FinnishPride7 0
YDI it for landing on my girlfriend and now all she is talking about is your junk. I am sick of it. I know that is you John. And you are no longer invited to my biweekly tea get togethers.
analltimelow 0
poor girl... 'today i was watching a 'football' game, when this guy landed on me pantless. he was small. very small.'
Murgatroyd 0
I agree with everyone else, how is this an FML?
laughingman 0
win
opposingside 0
Lol, this is your FML?? Wow your life must be awesome man, I don't see how that's an FML in any way. Ask her out, she might have to say yes just because she thinks your awesome for being bold enough to land on her pantless, then ask her out. Don't be such a pansy about this, that'd prolly be the highlight of alot of peoples week haha. I would have given you a thumbs up if you had been my friend and asked her out, it would have been badass.
Elendil_fml 10
I would have said, "Let's try this again in my bedroom tonight. we can both be naked." My lines don't often work, though. Odd that...
coolcreep 0
am I the only one whose first reaction was "nice"?
Daddys_Defect 0
I wish that would happen to me :) Man, how is this an FML? Unless you're a complete loser.