Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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SekC 0
You should of asked her out.
Peroxide 3
TOUCHDOWN!!!
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Comments (208)
LikeOhMahGoose 0
LOL how is this an fml? Nice job buddy. Should have asked her out right then and there
teddypicker_fml 0
Wooo hooo! Awesome!
coreyhudson 0
the best comment was "FML b/c she had pants"
Spaceghost77 0
What lame ass school has a flag football team anyways? Does your fine school have a hardcore ultimate frisbee team too?
rallychild 0
depending on the size of your penis, it could have been a good thing
SFMember 0
Why does everyone bring out that it all depends on the size of his penis? If your self esteem isn't low and your can present yourself somewhat confidently, you dick size doesn't matter. Fact. But this really should not be the part of your life you're saying **** My Life about. I mean, I know you're in high school and game there doesn't work like game with older women, but that could have been the perfect moment to pick her up. Apparently it ended not so well. No big deal. Oh, and if you think that because your falling on her butt naked is bad, you're wrong. You'll be talked about for a long time at your school and it will be something you continually bring up and talk about to your buddies over a beer when you're older. Laugh it off kid.
dru67 0
Ya bro you just mad high school history. In fact you just made Pure History. Your Life Rules!
Squit_fml 16
Most important thing: how did she respond?
usmc3004 0
u don't believe this gay story one bit.
jessxoxo28 5
oh god... poor girl, lol
scottydosntkno 1
you deserve it for playing flag football lol