Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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SekC 0
You should of asked her out.
Peroxide 3
TOUCHDOWN!!!
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Maze600 0
i don't see the FML here and try to play some full contact football wayyyyy better (yes i play for my school)
CheeseHater 23
Why do you post this on "F*ck my life" instead of "Bless my life"...? Please, when you're lying there, on top of the hottest girl in school, she saw your private area, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE!!!?? If you didn't say: You look good today, what do you think about my d*ck? Let's go to my place and make some use of it, shall we? or something similiar I will kill myself for your wasted opportunity...
HWR924 0
This Is a FML if 1. He has a small dick 2. The girl had any severe injuries 3. Either person was homosexual (not likely but it could be possible) 4. He was in public (It was a school event) 5. The girl hates him afterwards 6. He was all over the local news afterwards
hercules268 0
Dude that is awesome. When will you get another chance to lay on top of the hottest chick in class with no pants on? Consider yourself lucky. You creamed yourself on top of her didn't you? You should have asked her out or at least seen if she wanted to do anything later than night. Blown opportunity. Literally and figure of speech.
COBRAMORPH 0
I am sure that is not the first time she has had a football player with no pants on ontop of her.
PJW 0
This story is only worth telling if she also had no pants on and your dick accidentally went into her ******. Otherwise, ho-hum.
Badboy6 5
lol SCORE man did u ask her out right then and there?
Anteezy 7
Your life rocks!
pottie69 0
you lucky bitch
fatalkiss 0
so if u were playing flag football, was it gym class? if yes, how did u have her standing watching? cause i didn't know flag football was a season sport. just football, yeah.