anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML 23 494 6 772
NoBalls - 12/06/2009 00:23 - United States Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML 105 383 22 504