Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
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Top comments
jamalamadingdong 18
Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!
mattjamt 16
Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!
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Comments (67)
noobienick 19
Were they doing doggie position?
PewDiePie_Lover 14
I don't recall op mentioning there was two people.
toaster123 11
i think #1 was referring to yoga asanas... but still a very bad attempt.
PewDiePie_Lover 14
11, youre probably right. :T
fortune789 17
Let's hope he just stuck to the plank after be was spotted.
khaoticpanda 28
Downward facing dog
TheAbstract 15
This thread fell apart before it even got started.
sweetbliss3 37
doggie position? you mean downward dog? on another note, people do their yoga differently and he, too, probably wanted some sunshine.
incoherentrmblr 22
I hope it wasn't Mr. Rogers...
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Justin Bieber, clueless as ever.
popprock 13
You dear sir, have a perverted mind.
mattjamt 16
Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!
Kamon97 23
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, A beautiful day for a neighbor, Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
warsun 27
Really? I was kinda thinking of the lyrics that go The earth says hello! Right after #2's comment :3
mattjamt 16
#39 - I was imagining it in more of a "Gooood morning San Diego!" anchorman type voice, but to each their own. :)
Brandi_Faith 34
I heard it in Flanders' voice
grapefruit_hd 7
I was thinking of the go dady comercial and their were all these body builders with their shirt of running towards a stire
jeezburger12 10
Oh dear God...
iOceanus 18
Are you writing a letter to God?
kingdomgirl94 29
Asking for eye bleach.
AshaaFerreira 22
Now that's a sight I wish anyone could un see. I'm scared just by you describing it.
chickenfeet223 11
No one wanna see that
jamalamadingdong 18
Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!
annunaki_fml 11
hehe clever cookie you are.
ColonelCusswords 24
Oy! Nasty!
Dthsapprntc 23
Brain bleech. Brain bleach! We need some brain bleech over here! Now! Immediately! Yesterday even!
mikbrooke 25
im wondering how you managed to get from spelling bleach wrong, to right, to wrong again.
TheAbstract 15
I honestly didn't even read "bleach." All I got was "blech." Like when you express discuss in something. I was so terribly confused through that entire comment.
Dthsapprntc 23
Oh dear, this is what happens when I have stayed up for 24 hours. I do apologize. I will try to restrain myself in the future.
TheAbstract 15
I'll also make sure to properly spell 'disgust' in the future.
whitetiger13131 26
oh my God that kind of made my day but yeah FYL
blondeamazonian 18
There are some things that cannot be unseen...
Marty20612 5
I just love old people lol !! Too funny
SkyGuy32 17
I dearly hope that the event described in this FML do not demonstrate the manner in which you love old people.