Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
kadeouir 0
Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!
Polski_fml 0
"Incest in the morning 97.1"
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (325)
sillymusical14 0
That's pretty gross.
manda97 3
poor confused kid. at least that probably means ur appealing.
gargon 0
umm WTF
love_is_pain 0
#87 hahahah
ShinyShine 0
Omg your brother needs to see a counsolor & talk to your mom & dad about that. Honestly i mean i know he is probably going through puberty but thats just nasty your his sister. & my reaction would have been a punch in his face.
runescapescool 0
lmfao was the game u were playing called RUNESCAPE by any chance? you deserved it btw
dameretiannaa31 0
Incest! ahah
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
i think its time to call up Jerry Springer.
ivals 3
wow ur brother sux! (who would think about fukin your 20 year old sister when ur like 10)
ivals 3
@#13 younger brothers or sister tend to want to play with u when theres nothing else to do, and they get VERY annoying so you just crack