Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
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Laci_Laine 0
Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??
mobius8 0
Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?
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Comments (134)
ban4023 0
hahahahahahhahahahaha must have been along walk home
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Yikes... That's funny in a weird sadistic way; but at the same time it blows that you got kicked while you were already down. Although you could have taken the jacket off. Or flipped it inside out at least. It's kind of like a FYL and a YDI in some weird way.
noshitsherlock 0
Ouch. Was the armband sewn on?! If not, you should've at least taken that off!
Whigmaleerie 0
I feel sorry that you didn't have anyone who could drive you home... and that someone stole your clothes... and that people would waste eggs like that... sad day.
Steph55ny 0
Um op don't u kno that costumes are not meant to leave the theater. And if eggs were thrown wouldn't ur costume get ruined? Or extremely dirty? Your director must have had a fit. And no chance to borrow some one elses clothing? A very bad situation indeed but u could hav handled it better ... Congrats on the show tho
Nickel05 15
you should have taken the armband off! and if you couldnt, at least cover it up with something! and i repeat, rule number one as an actor: wear something under your costume
mordantennui 0
do people just carry around eggs nowadays just in case?
lalamaster 0
Wow this is fake. Its fake because a jew would never throw eggs they are too cheap
callargh 0
You're lucky they just threw eggs at you and didn't shoot, mug or beat you up.
Zapurdead 3
It was only a mile, so he probably expected to be able to keep himself out of sight.