Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
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Laci_Laine 0
Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??
mobius8 0
Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?
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Comments (134)
SeaGhile 0
Hey, this isn't so bad. If I was in that situation, I wouldn't care...but those people shouldn't have thrown eggs at you! You lot have the First Amendment after all, and you weren't doing anything else which could have offended someone. They ruined a lovely costume. :( -SeaGhile
indianabummer 0
I don't even see how that is a good joke to begin with. Your friend is obviously a moron, you could have been seriously hurt had you run into the wrong group.
EveryDayJackAss 0
WOW im surprised that the military wasnt involved
RKftw 0
sry bout the eggs man....
MetaGa 0
lol i laughed rlly hard on this one =P sad but a nice prank. FYL
OP_here 0
Is it really that hard to cover up the arm-band? I'm assuming it was sewn on else you could've just taken it off, but just borrow a scarf or something from backstage and wrap it round the band, it normally doesn't take much to turn a uniform into something that looks a bit more casual,
ohcanaduh 0
YDI for being in a play, plays are for nerds.. jk but YDI for playing a Nazi
medeea 0
106 u are stupid. someone should have played that. and judging by that stupid comment is it to be expected of u to hate let's say...lord voldemort's actor in harry potter? i know it's not real but in ur tiny brain, that might actually happen. anyhow. OP, sorry man, that must suck biiiig time..one true FML.
shostakovich 0
You did Nazi that coming, didn't you? hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rdvd7 0
You're lucky the Wehrmacht has some of the best uniforms I've seen, and if it was SS, those where designed by a famous fashion designer (whose name escapes me) anyway I love to own a German uniform (For historical/ reenactment purposes) Anyway, sucks you and your clothes got pelted by eggs.
Snitchiewitchie 7
Just wondering, but where'd you read/hear that? I've studied WW2 for a few years (for fun of course), and I've never seen that anywhere. I could have missed it of course, but.... That is very interesting though, I never knew that. (^_^)