Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
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Laci_Laine 0
Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??
mobius8 0
Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?
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Comments (134)
JessTrek 0
Haha for some reason this reminds me of the movie The Producers. You should have walked home singing "Springtime for Hitler." At any rate, FYL.
Andei 19
That would have been perfect!
alex_vik 1
No car?
PschedelicWan 0
Ahaha! FYL, man, but that prank was hilarious!
Logica42 0
Um.................no. Sorry. No. Some people happen to have eggs on hand. Just saying. Shut up.
g00nie 0
didnt you think to take off your arm band and shirt/jacket or whatever?
Nightfallz 0
whoever threw eggs at you apparently doesn't understand the freedoms given by the constitution.
ydi_bitch 0
YDI for getting eggs thrown at you !
XxKate1294xX 0
Well you could just say you agree he was a bitch, and I bet this comment will end up being a reply to someone else, so unles you're the guy who posted the comment about being distantly being related to Hitler....this comment wasn't meant for you :)
iusticanun 0
I'd just like to know something: Why would you tell people you're distantly-related to Adolf Hitler? That doesn't seem very prudent to me. [This was a reply to #15, just in case FML screws up the numbering.]
Everlost 0
you could have taken you shirt off while you walked.
Indiana_fml 4
*LMAO* Actually, that *is* funny! FYL nevertheless :)
jackiness 0
oh god. FYL all the way.
Stephie_fml 0
Dude, the point of the arm-band is that it's removable. I find it incredibly hard to believe that you couldn't just take the shirt off, or change into something from the costumes that was less offensive. I'm calling BS on this one.