Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
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bad_boyfriend 10
Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.
whysobeachy 37
Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.
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Comments (58)
amsterdamgirl 20
well... uhm, at least you didn't back down..?
kingdomgirl94 29
Show no fear!
searchr999 14
some people are just lonely
toba122 12
Is that what it is that makes people do this shit?
MidnaLink 35
As long as all you made was eye contact, that's all that matters... unless you're into that kind of thing.
thebestwooods 7
At least you didn't stop mid stream
AngrySc0rpi0n 9
only in Texas...
AngrySc0rpi0n 9
only in texas...
the_real_dvd 21
Just because you say it twice doesn't make it true.
james_logan 19
"Stop and Staaaaaaaaare!"
lightningclicks 24
I feel like this is a perfect example of why humans asserting dominance is so ridiculous
metalcrazed 21
This sounds like the start of a porno.
CogadhTallon 16
Bro code foul. Respect the space, unless someone pulls a checkmate.