Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
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bad_boyfriend 10
Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.
whysobeachy 37
Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.
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sohigh10 34
How romantic <3
ssnow_fml 20
I'd have been pissed...
mlove1983 7
vcc
teechur 15
I used to have a second year student who would mess with the first years by going into the restroom after them and starting up a conversation while they peed. It was kind of hilarious. He'd also go in and sing really loudly and comment on the acoustics. I miss him. He was so much fun. He'd come back giggling like crazy, "T! Guess what I just did!" Then a few minutes later the first year come in, "T, that K guy is weird. He kept trying to talk to me while I peed!"
Justinspires 5
Uhm super weird.... Lol
TabooSushi 24
That's the only thing you can do in that situation: Maintain eye contact to establish dominance.
Alcenta 8
Omg, I ship the hell out of you two OTP OTP OTP
dashes 3
it doesn't count unless you fist bumped after
the_real_dvd 21
I was using the stall in a place that had like 7 empty stalls. I was the only guy in there. In walks another, passing all the empty stalls to take the one next to mine. Ok... Then I notice his feet facing my stall and he knocks lightly on my wall. It then occurred to me that this was some Larry Craig crap and I think I found myself in the middle of a craigslist meetup. Yelling some choice words I hurried up and got out of there.
maggiefox 25
Glad to see you're alive OP! XD