Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
lancerevo 0
I ******* hate ass holes like that with their big truck they think they are special
blumpkin69 0
find his truck and slash his tire
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (92)
BAbyR 0
Its soo hard to drive a truck. Backing out of that space must have got the guy pissed. Iwould be too. I think you deserve it.
nomo_fml 0
lol are you a moron? If you can't drive a truck, DON'T BUY ONE. Duh. Too many people who don't know how to drive buy big ass cars, then complain when they hit something or someone.
Tubasaurus 0
I live in a town full of two things, big cars, and people who can't drive big cars. I think that an additional driving test should be taken for pick-up trucks and large SUVs. I'm so sick of these assholes on the road driving their Suburbans and F-250s who don't understand that their vehicle is huge. I've been literally inches from being side swiped dozens of times because these assholes are so oblivious to everything around them.
ddrluna 2
Are you an idiot? The truck was the one that was parked incorrectly in the first place. He didn't deserve anything.
lolzforfun228 3
If you cant drive a huge ass truck, dont buy one. ARGUEMENT FAIL. As a matter of fact, don't buy big ass trucks at all, because it's just proving that you can't satisfy a woman.
CyclonePsycho 1
Ug, I can't stand people who take up two parking spaces, especially in front of apartments. Park next to a damn curb if you're so worried about getting dings on your door. The entire parking lot doesn't belong to one person. FYL, OP.
pikL3bOi 0
U use urine?
HeyitsPheddy 0
epic win
Blippety 23
Are you high...?
McA513M 0
wrong fml dumbass... (to #36)
teebonehead 0
You ****** up !! you should have keyed his ass first , just a little note uhhh I don't learn how to park your truck assbag ! big truck in between the line not on top of the lines stupid redneck ! Knife his tires next time and steal his valve stems most rednecks wont notice !
HeyitsPheddy 0
That's how we do it in Texas.
Leaveittosteven 0
DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS! AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR WHILE I'M DRIVING.
mikew85 0
what a jackass. maybe if he spent more time learning howto drive and less time being a dickhole, this wouldn't happen.
kira1kira 0
hypocrocy much?
russianredgirl 0
this is why texas is ignorant