Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
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Top comments
lancerevo 0
I ******* hate ass holes like that with their big truck they think they are special
blumpkin69 0
find his truck and slash his tire
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Comments (92)
anniesaysbueno 0
aww. this is a good fml. you def didn't deserve to have your car keyed.
IAmTheCamel 0
wow. You didn't deserve that one. I hate jerks with they're BIG and COOL trucks.
TheLetterZero 7
You hate jerks with they are big and cool trucks? That makes no sense.
primogen18 0
#16 I think the all caps meant sarcasm, lol What a douche, I hate people who don't know how to park, or think their car is special enough to park across a line and needlessly take up 2 spaces. What kind of truck was it? If it was someone who lives there you will be able to get a plate number, if it is a company truck from some business you could report them or sue.
arienh4 0
And your username is TheLetterZero. Yeah, that's irony right there. I do agree with you though, their is not the same as they're is not the same as there.
unluckydavid 0
#16 Wow, who cares, he spelled "their" wrong, it's not a big deal, this is the internet. If you want perfect grammar go read a book.
TheLetterZero 7
I hope you don't honestly believe I think zero is a letter, #21. I just like the name. #20, I think you missed what I was hinting at. #27, get used to it. If you don't like corrections, ignore them.
UsingLogic 0
#27: So what if this is the Internet? Spelling is spelling no matter where. And if people won't learn to spell correctly, books will soon be filled with spelling mistakes too. Not to mention that writing is the #1 way of expression on the Internet, so at least you should learn to do it right. Argument fail. You are a grammar anarchist, which is not worse than the grammar nazi I am. Yet, when I write something I look clever and educated, unlike people who make spelling mistakes. Guess who's going to get that promotion at work. Or should I say, guess who's going to get work? And the people who read what I write don't feel like I am insulting their intelligence since I care to write properly just for them.
Watchmaker 2
Hear hear!
InsomniaCafe 11
UsingLogic, you ROCK. Thank you, on behalf of the Grammar Nazis of the web.
lolzforfun228 3
You make picky little spelling corrections on some website that has nothing to do with any useful skill. Your boss is going to be so impressed.
randomxtremely 0
People will be retards
XXalixxxxxXX 0
same thing happend to my dad except the note said" learn how to park a car asshole" hes 55 and she was like 18
McA513M 0
not to be rude, but maybe your dad is just a sucky driver. just because your older doesn't necessarily mean your a better driver/parker
e11e 0
I hate trucks.
Holybatman 16
There is nothing inherently wrong with trucks, but there is something wrong with the people who buy them for no better reason than the fact that they look cool, or to show off. Trucks and SUV's were designed for utility, and most people who buy them (especially pick-up trucks) actually use them for hauling things or going off-road. Hate the people, not the cars.
metalguy95 11
agreed. I'm fine with trucks as long as they're used right and not souped up. I hate it when ppl do that.
riley0_0 0
there could be like, assigned parking spots, specific ones for each resident, so you never know, stupid ass should really learn to controll his anger i mean im sure he's had to do the same thing in his life
sharkshaveteeth 0
That really, really sucks! I hope that you have full coverage with a cheap deductable. I would have found a different spot, if at all possible though. I have a huge fear of door dings and crap like this happening to my car. :-(. Good Luck OP!
geetface 0
I marked this as FYL but YDI for living in Texas :P hahahaha regardless, **** dudes with big trucks who don't even need them and just like to waste gas
zeusseta 0
I think it's time someone tells it like it is. Fml should be a democracy. I say the democratic party likes fmls that are hilarios and have a punch line. While the republican party Is the fmler that says things like: first, fake, and posts dumb facts.they also argue with anything. Please everyone vote democratic
Gaby_peaceandluv 0
I see you like politics hahaha. good point though ;) democratic FTW
softballplaya822 0
what kind of a jerk would do something like that? that's so rude!