Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
"And I stalk you Facebook ;)"
sirradel 14
Aren't you clever?
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sirradel 14
Aren't you clever?
mealsonwheels 12
man I was really expecting atleast one or two "clever girl" type comments
stephenseiber1 22
I say **** your life for him thinking you're really stupid and ydi for freaking out
SoulAmeliorate 16
#20 - First of all, I doubt that the guy ever thought OP was stupid, and second, something that you never really look at can be easily forgotten, especially when it's a little clip-on. I don't know about you, but I don't normally have to look down to remember my name.
thandidavis 17
Why'd you go as anonymous? We know who you are Morgan.
priiest 8
I have a name tag with my uniform, but people don't say my name that often so the couple times it comes up it catches me off guard...
areakiller525 9
58 it sounds very creepy when say that, doesn't it Morgan
PenguinBitch 44
"And I stalk you Facebook ;)"
Broadway_Vayne 32
I'm curious to what she means by freaking out. Kind of embarrassing but not really a FML moment in my opinion.
meggieeee92 15
Good first impression you left there.
The_9th_Doctor 18
I would have asked if he was a wizard
XanderScythe 11
Yeah it would have been priceless to say, "you're a wizard Harry." Then his eyes widen like, "how the hell did you know my name?"
slooby_fml 25
I understand. I have this new teacher this year who I kind of have a crush on and she asked me what my classes are and I completely blanked. All I could say was, "I don't remember." It happens to the best of us
Phoebe18 14
Sometimes when I get customers they will say "thanks" or "how are you" then say my name after and for a second I'm thinking "how do they know my name what the hell" then I realize I have a name tag and my name comes up on the screen.. There's nothing unusual about a cashier forgetting they have a name tag on, especially if an attractive person has you stunned for a moment
Caitie_kid 8
I never used to forget, because I used to use the weirdest names I could find out of the extra name tag bin. My favorite was Winston.
Phoebe18 14
I know a guy named Winston, it's a unique name. Where I work we have to use our own name tags and they must be worn at all times unless we're on a break but it's still easy to forget its there
MikaykayUnicorn 36
#29 I read that as 'Watson.'
svalaedgren 18
I wouldn't worry about it too much, you just got surprised. Bye Morgan
Rawr6591 21
Hope you played it off somehow
lazygirlWOW 9
You aren't too good with the guys are you?