Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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Top comments
fatguy805 0
you deserve this so much hahaha
littlexlion 4
You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.
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Comments (106)
ksimp 0
agreed, funny stuff. YDI
babyboomer 0
I don't get it. your a stupid bad driver who doesn't make sense?
ugwmii 0
damn, that sucks. I'll keep this in mind when I start driving
derschadenfreude 5
stupid goddamn ******* shit eating cops
foxy1222 0
well were you going?
Espion_fml 1
So first you were breaking the law by speeding. And then you broke the law by answering your phone whilst driving. And finally that resulted in you not paying attention and speeding again. Exactly how do you NOT deserve the ticket? In fact, get the hell off the road before you kill someone. YDI.
kidclarke 15
Well that's a bullshit excuse. I hope you die.
foshobabe96 0
Haha make your mom pay for it.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
OKay Asshole YDI for speeding AND talking on a phone and be lucky that BOTH things didn't take your life! Be smart People please!
Yousername 0
Yeah that's bull. No way any conversation would distract you from the fact that you're going thirty ******* three mph over the speed limit (Based on Mass fines)