Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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fatguy805 0
you deserve this so much hahaha
littlexlion 4
You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.
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Comments (106)
Bluestribute 0
YDI for speeding in the first place. Pay attention and you wouldn't have been in that situation
KrazieKleo 13
I have to go for a ticket hearing too.... I didn't wear my seatbelt when I was sitting in the backseat... $167 for something I didn't even know about lol. Shitty deal ahah
Oster_fml 0
well normally you don't get a ticket like that unless you speed 30 mph over the limit
wjohns5 0
you have to be a ******* dumb ass to get a speeding ticket on the way to traffic court for another speeding ticket
wings00192 0
$300.00? how fast were you going?
Poison_Eevee 0
ans that is why you shouldn't talk on the phone while driving...DERP
DDGorgeous 0
just extinct stupid...ur lucky u didn't kill someone...anyone with half a brain knows u shouldn't speed..anyone with a whole brain knows not to use ur phone and drive...a complete artard knows not to speed and use ur phone..so where does that put you? YTDI!
DDGorgeous 0
just effin stupid...sorry predictive text issue...
Hellooomindyy 0
YDI for not paying attention, clear sign you can't multi-task, and shouldn't be on the phone while driving.
nibawan 0
How about not endangering lives and getting off your phone when you drive. you couldn't tell you were speeding from being on your phone, I wonder what else you don't see.